Sunday, March 22, 2009

A Two Act Play

We've composed some interpretive theatrical genius for you. Now is the chance for you to use your creativity to supply your own dialogue. Stage notes will be added to help you ground you. If your brain simply isn't working than you may consider that actual dialogue consists of daaaaadadadaaaaaaaa and bababbbbaaabbbaa ppplllllbbbbtttttttttttttt...

ACT I:

{Hero is content and enjoying some sweet potatoes}


{Suddenly, the voices in the head get louder, Hero looks troubled}


{Hero is seized by "the backbend of death"... must... fight... losing... control} - anyone who's actually ever held him knows exactly what this means


{The loudest of the voices, Godzillababy, takes control of our Hero}


{Babyzilla approaches unsuspecting bystander}


{Beast is momentarily appeased by shiny object} --this is for you, Mom


{Monster is displeased by object's inability to fit entirely in mouth}


{Beast ponders carnage, and in a rare moment of reflection, wonders how it could all go so wrong} {Perhaps Hero is resurfacing??}


ACT II:

{Hero does indeed gain control and attempts to remove signs of earlier destruction}


{But the 'Zilla lurks just under the surface, small sea creatures cower in fear, those that are not fast enough are devoured}


{Beast creates giant tidal wave, threatening just about no one}


{Enter tired, but loving, parents to save the world from further destruction, just in case}

THE END.

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