Fashion Forward

No, despite what it may look like, Rafael Nadal did not stop by the Mongoose Crib for a chat. This is actually Daddy trying on his new duds. And in fact, despite that they look like honest-to-goodness crop pants, the catalog description clearly states that these are shorts. Good thing I inquired about appropriate prom attire! Daddy is fully embracing this new look and says that he looks forward to dressing like Mongoose who has several pairs of shorts that will probably hit below his knees as well. Precious. One might hypothesize that if your wife talks about how cute and slimming a pair of your pants are and how she wishes she had a pair herself then one would think twice about ordering a second pair in an alternate color. No sir-ee, none of that foolish logic here and more power to you! I'm supposed to state that John is holding a beer in his other hand, not sure why... could be that the beer and the Keen tan up the DUDE quotient. Or, it may explain how these shorts were ever ordered in the first place...

Oh and anyone that has seen the latest ultrasound pictures with the Mongoose feet will note that no paternity tests are necessary.